Research...

I´m doing some research...I want to hear some crazy stories about how people met their boyfriends/girlfriends.  Send me some good ones!

Tu Si Que Vales!

I´m sitting here watching ¡Tu Si Que Vales! which is the Spanish version of ¨America´s Got Talent¨.

It´s absolutely amazing what some of these people do.  One guy juggled pizza dough while doing a dance.  It was pretty cool and unique.  He passed.

Another guy just came out and danced on a pogo stick.  He did random jumping tricks and looked like he was having so much fun just bouncing around the stage.  It was amusing but not passable.  He passed.

Then there was a woman who was blindfolded and faced her back to the audience.  Her husband then asked her what he was touching and she guessed everything.  Then they picked a random guy from the audience and told her to say his name, his bday, and his age.  She guessed them all and she was still blindfolded! It was pretty amazing!  They passed.


However this was one of my favorites.  I cried because this 15 year old kid sang so good!  Watch the video and you will see!






The judges are great too! 
There is this gay guy with glasses who is funny but he wants all the attention and after every act he has to go on stage and do or say something. 
There is a big spanish woman (actress) who is hillarious!  She´s so lively and always shakes her big boobs on the stage.  She´s my favorite. 
Then there´s a pregnant lady who never seems like she has fun.  When all the other judges laugh and go on stage, she sits there and shakes her head.  I dont really like her. 
And last but not least, there are two brothers.  One is gay and funny.  The other one is a big guy who wants to have sex with all the girls. For one of the contestants, he told them that the only way they pass is if they go on the street and get him some blonde girls.  They did and passed!

Here is a video to show you how great the judges are!  (sorry if you can´t understand anything...)




Enjoy and ¡TU SI QUE VALES!

SMILE! :D

I remember seeing that movie ¨Enchanted¨ about the princess (Amy Adams) who is sent into the real world (NY) by an evil witch and she falls in love with a prince and so on and so forth...

The most thing I remember about that movie is how Amy Adams smiled throughout the entire thing.  That girl just kept smiling, and smiling, and smiling!  It was almost ridiculus! 

On the way home from seeing that movie my sister and I decided to pull an Amy Adams and try smiling the entire drive home.  The person who gave up first and frowned, lost.  We did this smiling contest for about 5 minutes straight until I was the first to give up.  I remember rubbing my jaw because my mouth hurt so bad!  After, we kept laughing because how stupid it was and our mouths hurt even worse!

You know that saying that says:

¨You use more muscles frowning than smiling¨?

Think about that...it´s simply not true.  People go most the day with a straight face.  In the subway you don´t see people randomly smiling, walking down the street you don´t see people randomly smiling, driving in a car you don´t see people randomly smiling...  That´s because smiling hurts your mouth! 

When you laugh too much your stomach hurts...and when you smile too much your mouth hurts!  So I never understood that saying.

*CHALLENGE!*  Try smiling for 5 minutes straight and then tell me how bad your mouth hurts...

What´s for a Bed Time Snack?

The other day I was thinking about that saying that says ¨you eat about 3 spiders a year while you are asleep¨.  Then I thought about it and wondered if it was actually true?  From time to time, we all wake up with spider bites that itch the hell out of us.  But do spiders actually make our sleeping mouths into thier homes?
Here are some facts about spiders to come to a conclusion if this is real or not.

• Facts do show that spiders climb onto beds at night when people are sleeping.  Spiders hunt during the night and they go searching for insects.  They love bed bugs.
• Spiders bite humans while we are alseep because we tend to move around at night and we roll on top of them, causing them to bite us. 
• Spiders LOVE small dark places, especially holes.  So why not crawl into a sleeping human´s mouth or nostril?!
• However, our breathing should scare them off.  We are breathing in and out air which will make the spider uncomfortable.
• And last but not least, a person´s face and mouth are very sensitive.  So if a spider (or anything) crawls into someone´s mouth or nose, a normal person with nerves, will swat off whatever is touching them in thier sleep.  However, if a spider actually gets into your mouth, your tongue and saliva will involuntarily swallow whatever is there.  So that little spider will just slide down the back of your throat.

After looking at these facts, there is a low possibility that you eat spiders in your sleep.  BUT that low possibility means that there IS a possibility.

So Good Night, Sleep Tight, and don´t let the Bed Bugs Bite!